I got it!!! I have the solution to all of our carbon footprints! We can start a dry ice company!
Dry ice is solid CO2! We can collect those nasty carbon molecules and turn them into dry ice! We’ll store them in the old salt mines under Detroit and in caves throughout the world!
As the temperature of the earth rises, we can expose the dry ice and cool the world! Of course, we’ll have to recapture the CO2 and refreeze it.
I’m psyched! This is better than bottled water! This is better than a perpetual motion machine!
Our raw material is free (we can even charge a collection fee!) The end product will cool the world and stop global warming! Talk about a win/win situation!
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