Dear Barry

I received a letter from the DNC, requesting a donation. I immediately tore it up and threw it into the trash. Then, it occurred to me, I could send a letter in the postage paid envelope at his expense, telling him what I really thought about him. I taped it back together. Of course, I also added a few more bits of paper, hopefully putting it over the weight limit, costing him more. Gosh, I hope he gets a chance to read it. The following is that letter.

Dear Barry,

I apologize for the tape. I tore up your letter before I realized that I could use the opportunity to tell you what I believe in.

I believe you are a huckster with a track record of not choosing you friends and acquaintances wisely.

I believe you are a politician, just like all the others.

I believe you are a Socialist at heart with the intent of not only redistributing wealth within the U.S., but you intend to eliminate world poverty with money the U.S. doesn’t even have. If you are going to do anything, make Social Security a viable enterprise. Help the U.S., Barry!

I believe you will bring the country down to a level comparable to what we had before the industrial revolution with the help of your friend Algore.

I believe you will take one of the best health care systems in the world and mirror the crumby health system of Canada. Barry, in case you are not aware, they come to the U.S. for treatment! Where will the Canadians for treatment if they can’t come here. You’re an international guy, Barry. Have pity on our neighbors to the north, even if you don’t care for us.

I believe you lack integrity sir. I believe your words are hollow and have no substance.

You are not the anti-Christ. I don’t give you that much credit.